Taxi!
A Captain left his vessel in a remote Indian port with 16 hour taxi journey ahead of him. The Captain sat in the back of the car and slept. During the night, the driver stopped to relieve himself by the roadside. The Captain awoke and decided to do the same unknown to the driver who finished matters and then drove off. The Captain ran after the driver, fell and broke his arm. It was only two hours later that the driver noticed his fare was missing and returned.
